I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH
Louis CK is a genius. I love him.
YES YES YES SOOO MUCH YES
If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
"You don’t have to look like an Under Armour mannequin to be an athlete. People probably think I don’t even try to work out, but I do. Just because you’re big doesn’t mean you can’t be an athlete. And just because you work out doesn’t mean you’re going to have a 12-pack."
- Prince Fielder
I’m weak in the knees.
straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)